This is you.
HELL YEAH! I love being a seahorse!1)
This Pokemon is your best friend.
At least she can intimate those who want to harm me.2)
This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion.
Um... Might be hard, but doable.3)
This Pokemon is your partner in a science project.
Uh ok, just dont put sparkles in the projects ok?4)
This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you.
WHY WOULD YOU TRY AND MURDER ME?! Aren't you suppose to be a nurse?!5)
This Pokemon is your girlfriend/boyfriend.
HOW THE HELL AM I LUCKY TO HAVE A XERNEAS BOYFRIEND?? (Iz lovez you xerneas! X3)6)
This Pokemon is your ex.
Please dont poison my boyfriend. -w- You were always harsh.7)
This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment.
Damn... I got something cute stalking me...8)
This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake.
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT CHEESECAKE IS! WHY U STEAL MY FOOD?!9)
This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night.
WTF DUDE?! GET YOUR OWN BED, ROOMMATE!!! D<10)
This Pokemon punched your Mom.
I could ice-beam your face for punching my mom. >C11)
This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes.
.... Why do you need my shoes?? PLUS I DONT HAVE ANY FEET! I'M A SEAHORSE!!12)
This Pokemon died by your hands.
AWW! You would've been an awesome pokemon when you evolved.. TT-TT13)
This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life.
HELL YEAH! Look at my gangsta companion! Ain't nobody got time to mess with us!14)
This Pokemon is your loving pet.
AWW! YOU'RE SO ADORBS! X315)
This Pokemon is your dentist.
NO F*CKING WONDER YOU STOLE MY FOOD!16)
This Pokemon is what you dream about every day.
HELL YEAH! Savanna go!~ (my pokemon platinum 'mon. X3)17)
This is the Pokemon you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
.............................. A shroom.............. A SHROOM......... A BUG shroom! *ice-beam it to death*